1. Relief from this heat. I swear to God that I've lost like a million pounds just from sweating. I used to look like (this) and now I look like (this). My thighs are like waterfalls. I don't mean that in a perverted way. I could have just as easily said that my forehead is like a waterfall but it's not. Truly, my thighs.
2. Richard Dreyfuss. But not Jaws Richard Dreyfuss. Like, Mr. Holland's Opus Richard Dreyfuss. And definitely not Dick Cheney Richard Dreyfuss Richard Dreyfuss. Stupid friggin' Dick Cheney Richard Dreyfuss.
3. Barbequed anything. I swear to God that I don't care what it is, if it's barbequed I'll eat it. It could be barbequed epileptic canary and I totally eat it. It's being away from something for so long and than having it one time that messes you up and you're like "Oh my God, I forgot how good real barbeque was."
4. Koreans with initial names.
5. Anyone who, when being challenged, would say, before their mother or their child or their grandmother or whomever, "I swear on the life of your Chihuahua."
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And then there is the What About Bob Richard Dreyfuss, which is hilarious!
Or Duddy Kravitz/Richard Dreyfuss. Sigh. There was a time in my life I had a crush on him. Thankfully time heals all (head) wounds.
I really like the thrust of this post. And I don't mean that in a perverted way.
"5. Anyone who, when being challenged, would say, before their mother or their child or their grandmother or whomever, "I swear on the life of your Chihuahua." "
I know have a new favourite line. The world better be ready to contain the awesomeness that is swearing on the life of a chihuahua!
i was just thinking about how much i like lists 'cause it's like 10 o'clock @ night and i just had to drive through some storm like the "second coming of christ" to pick up one of my heathens from their dad on the highway.
so thanks for appreciating the lazy folk today.
andy
p.s. i swear on shit all the time. but usually it involves jesus. even though most people know i don't talk to jesus they still think i'm telling the truth.
p.p.s. ha.
Swearing makes the world seem less obedient.
I am a new follower of yours!!!! Your blog is a total crack up! And I LOVE bbq too :-)
I'll be back again soon.
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